Chapter 139 139- Never Forget Dragons Hate Third Wheels
LEXI
I decide to stay in the pyjamas I’m already wearing. At this point, there’s no way I’m putting actual clothes on. The effort alone sounds unbearable, and it’s not like a nicer outfit is going to magically make me less concussed or less covered in dried blood. Function over fashion. Very loo...
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1. Chapter 1 1- Never Wake Up Early… Because The Early Bird Gets The Wyrm
2. Chapter 2 2- Do Not Go Looking For Trouble, Because You Are Sure To Find It
3. Chapter 3 3- Do Not Stare! No Matter How Hot He Might Be…
4. Chapter 4 4- Never Sit In The Back Row With Him
5. Chapter 5 5- Do Not Sit Next To The Fire Hazard
6. Chapter 6 6- Never Underestimate The Power Of Small Talk
7. Chapter 7 7- Do Not Let Him Catch You Watching Him
8. Chapter 8 8- Never Fall For The Broody Ones
9. Chapter 9 9- Do Not Trust Anyone With That Smile
10. Chapter 10 10- Never Accept Study Help From Trouble
11. Chapter 11 11- Do Not Introduce Him As ‘My Friend’
12. Chapter 12 12- Never Stand Too Close In A Crowd
13. Chapter 13 13- Do Not Forget How Much Dragons Like Riddles
14. Chapter 14 14- Do Not Let Him In Your Room
15. Chapter 15 15- Do Not Share Secrets You Can’t Take Back
16. Chapter 16 16- Never Invite Him Into Your Space
17. Chapter 17 17- Do Not Let Him Give You Gifts
18. Chapter 18 18- Never Say ‘It’s Just a Rock’ About His Gemstones
19. Chapter 19 19- Do Not Ask Him To Dance
20. Chapter 20 20- Do Not Lick Anything In The Potions Lab
21. Chapter 21 21- Never Ask His Age (Unless You Have A Century To Spare)
22. Chapter 22 22- Do Not Notice The Way He Looks At You
23. Chapter 23 23- Do Not Let Him Walk You Home
24. Chapter 24 24- Never Accidentally Touch His Hand
25. Chapter 25 25- Never Let Him Borrow Your Pen
26. Chapter 26 26- Do Not Let Him See You Blush
27. Chapter 27 27- Do Not Accept Mystery Tea From Strangers
28. Chapter 28 28- Never Admit How Much You Like Him
29. Chapter 29 29- Do Not Let Him See Your Browsing History
30. Chapter 30 30- Never Pick Him As Your Lab Partner
31. Chapter 31 31- Never Let Him Make You Feel Safe
32. Chapter 32 32- Do Not Kiss Him Without Fireproof Lip Balm
33. Chapter 33 33- Never Let Him See You Lose Your Cool
34. Chapter 34 34- Never Sit Too Close When He’s Warm
35. Chapter 35 35- Do Not Let Him Tuck You In Like That
36. Chapter 36 36- Do Not React When He Sniffs You Like You’re The Main Course
37. Chapter 37 37- Do Not Assume ‘Mine’ Is Just a Nickname
38. Chapter 38 38- Never Ask Him for Help With Fire Magic
39. Chapter 39 39- Do Not Let Him See You Blush
40. Chapter 40 40- Never Admit How Much You Like Him
41. Chapter 41 41- Do Not Kiss Him Where People Can See
42. Chapter 42 42- Do Not Let Him Teach You Anything
43. Chapter 43 43- Do Not Meet His Eyes, You Might Become Hypnotized (Or Lunch)
44. Chapter 44 44- Never Accept The Dangerous Comfort Of Falling Asleep On A Dragon’s Chest
45. Chapter 45 45- Never Sit Beside Him When You’re Tired
46. Chapter 46 46- Never Rearrange The Treasure Piles (He Notices. Always.)
47. Chapter 47 47- Do Not Say Yes Without Thinking First
48. Chapter 48 48- Never Study Alone With The Fire Hazard
49. Chapter 49 49- Never Forget Dragon Gifts Come With Hidden Clauses
50. Chapter 50 50- Do Not Compliment His Hoard Unless You’re Ready To Be Compared To It
51. Chapter 51 51- Never Flirt With Anyone Else Around A Jealous Dragon
52. Chapter 52 52- Never Follow Him Somewhere Quiet
53. Chapter 53 53- Do Not Flirt With Anyone Who Smirks Like That
54. Chapter 54 54- Do Not Play With Anything That Shimmers Suspiciously
55. Chapter 55 55- Do Not Tell Him What You’re Thinking
56. Chapter 56 56- Do Not Say Yes Without Thinking First
57. Chapter 57 57- Do Not Accidentally Look Like His Minion In Matching Jewelry
58. Chapter 58 58- Never Return A Gift
59. Chapter 59 59- Do Not Pretend You’re Not Interested
60. Chapter 60 60- Never Sit Too Close To The Heat Source
61. Chapter 61 61- Do Not Let Him Win That Bet
62. Chapter 62 62- Never Pretend It’s Just A Crush
63. Chapter 63 63- Do Not Forget How Close He’s Standing
64. Chapter 64 64- Do Not Sit On The Gold Unless You Want Coin-Shaped Bruises
65. Chapter 65 65- Never Let Him Tuck Your Hair Back
66. Chapter 66 66- Do Not Pretend Public Roaring Is Normal
67. Chapter 67 67- Do Not Forget, Hoard Organization Is Sacred
68. Chapter 68 68- The Subtle Art Of Not Staring At His Fangs
69. Chapter 69 69- Do Not Argue About Organizing Treasure By Century
70. Chapter 70 70- Never Forget Dragons Hold Grudges For Centuries
71. Chapter 71 71- Never Forget He Wins Every Staring Contest
72. Chapter 72 72- Do Not Walk Into The Room Alone
73. Chapter 73 73- Never Let Him Steal Your Seat
74. Chapter 74 74-Never Let Him Watch You While You Work
75. Chapter 75 75- Never Fail To Distinguish Between Purring And Threatening Rumbles
76. Chapter 76 76- Do Not Bet Against Someone Who Breathes Fire
77. Chapter 77 77- Do Not Let Him Breathe Down Your Neck (Literally)
78. Chapter 78 78- Do Not Forget Dragons Love To Show Off Their Scars
79. Chapter 79 79- Never Let Him Guard Your Books
80. Chapter 80 80- Never Watch Him Shift In Public
81. Chapter 81 81- Never Go Flying at Sunset In Case It Ruins All Other Dates Forever
82. Chapter 82 82- Never Accept A Ride From A Dragon
83. Chapter 83 83- Do Not Let Him Take Your Side In An Argument
84. Chapter 84 84- Do Not Forget Dragons Are Overprotective
85. Chapter 85 85- Never Let Him Hold Your Gaze Too Long
86. Chapter 86 86- Never Ignore The Obvious Red Flags
87. Chapter 87 87- Do Not Forget The Way He Looked At You
88. Chapter 88 88- Do Not Let Him Flirt When You’re Tired
89. Chapter 89 89- Never Lick Anything In The Potions Lab
90. Chapter 90 90- Never Let Him Touch Your Face Like That
91. Chapter 91 91- Never Let Him See You Lose Your Cool
92. Chapter 92 92- Never Get Caught Studying In His Room
93. Chapter 93 93- Do Not Trust Anyone Who Shows Up With Cupcakes
94. Chapter 94 94- Do Not Scratch Behind The Horns Without Permission
95. Chapter 95 95- Do Not Let Him Make You Forget The Plan
96. Chapter 96 96- Never Let Him Stay In Your Room After Midnight
97. Chapter 97 97- Never Forget To Bring A Blanket On Moonlit Flights
98. Chapter 98 98- Do Not Ignore When He Stops To Sniff The Air Mid-Date
99. Chapter 99 99- Never Assume You’re Not The Target
100. Chapter 100 100- Never Underestimate How Hot Cuddles Can Get
101. Chapter 101 101- Never Let Him Steal That Kiss Again
102. Chapter 102 102- Never Let Hoard Envy Ruin Your Self-Esteem
103. Chapter 103 103- Do Not Let Him Distract You During Exams
104. Chapter 104 104- Do Not Touch Anything That’s Smoking
105. Chapter 105 105- Never Let Him Buy You Dinner
106. Chapter 106 106- Do Not Assume Sparks Mean He’s Angry
107. Chapter 107 107- Do Not Let Him Copy Your Notes
108. Chapter 108 108- Do Not Joke About Princess Kidnapping At Dinner
109. Chapter 109 109- Never Accept Food You Didn’t See Cooked
110. Chapter 110 110- Do Not Believe Him When He Says It’s Safe
111. Chapter 111 111- Never Play Truth Or Dare With A Shifter
112. Chapter 112 112- Never Let Him Stand Between You And The Door
113. Chapter 113 113- Do Not Flirt With Him During A Fight
114. Chapter 114 114- Do Not Let Him Show Off His Wings
115. Chapter 115 115- Do Not Let Him Take You To His Lair
116. Chapter 116 116- Never Add ‘Surprise’ Items To His Hoard
117. Chapter 117 117- Never Ignore The Meaning Of ‘I Flew 300 Miles For This Rock’
118. Chapter 118 118- Never Ask Why He Has A Throne
119. Chapter 119 119- Do Not Fall For The Apology Smile
120. Chapter 120 120- Do Not Go Looking For Trouble
121. Chapter 121 121- Never Let Him Explain His Side Of The Story
122. Chapter 122 122- Never Play Spin The Bottle With People Who Can Breathe Fire
123. Chapter 123 123- Do Not Borrow A Ruby For Girls’ Night
124. Chapter 124 124- Never Pretend It’s Just A Crush
125. Chapter 125 125- Do Not Buy Fireproof Pyjamas
126. Chapter 126 126- Do Not Let Him Keep His Hand On Your Back
127. Chapter 127 127- Do Not Let Him Pick You Up Off The Ground
128. Chapter 128 128- Never Mention You Can Tell He’s Lying
129. Chapter 129 129- Never Touch The Weird Glowing Orb
130. Chapter 130 130- Do Not Complain About Claw Marks On The Table
131. Chapter 131 131- Do Not Go To The Library After Dark
132. Chapter 132 132- Never Pretend That Touch Didn’t Mean Anything
133. Chapter 133 133- Do Not Nap Under His Wing Unless You Trust Him Not To Roll Over
134. Chapter 134 134- Do Not Get Close Enough To Smell Him
135. Chapter 135 135- Do Not Let Him Quiz You On Anything
136. Chapter 136 136- Do Not Forget Dragons Are Fiercely Proud Of Their Mates
137. Chapter 137 137- Never Forget Hoards Are Romantic Proposals
138. Chapter 138 138- Never Forget Dragons Mate For Life
139. Chapter 139 139- Never Forget Dragons Hate Third Wheels
140. Chapter 140 140- Never Stand Downwind Of A Fire-Breather
141. Chapter 141 141- Do Not Accept A Compliment From Him
142. Chapter 142 142- Do Not Forget Dragons Are Walking Natural Disasters
143. Chapter 143 143- Never Forget Fireproofing Is A Love Language
144. Chapter 144 144- Do Not Let Him See You’re Not Afraid
145. Chapter 145 145- Do Not Let Him Whisper Secrets At Midnight
146. Chapter 146 146- Never Let Him See You Blush Over Him
147. Chapter 147 147- Never Mistake Wing Cuddles For Casual Contact
148. Chapter 148 148- Never Forget Choosing A Dragon Means Forever (Literally)
149. Chapter 149 Bonus Chapter 1- Never Invite Him Into Your Space
150. Chapter 150 Bonus Chapter 2- Never Say You Can’t Take It With You
151. Chapter 151 Bonus Chapter 3- Do Not Touch Anything That’s Smoking
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