Chapter 21 CHAPTER 21 — EXPLAINING TO YOUR MOM YOU’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED… WHEN THE INTERNET ALREADY PLANNED THE WEDDING.
My phone started ringing like an emotional evacuation alarm.
Ring ring.
Ring ring.
Ring ring.
I looked at the screen and knew I was about to die.
MOM.
Pum.
I took a deep breath—because sometimes bravery isn’t facing a CEO… it’s answering your mother when she thinks you’re getting married.
“Hi,...
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Chapters
1. Chapter 1 CHAPTER 1 – SURVIVAL GUIDE, LEVEL 1: MAKE IT TO MONDAY ALIVE.
2. Chapter 2 CHAPTER 2.
3. Chapter 3 CHAPTER 3 – WHEN YOUR MOUTH JUST WON’T CLOCK OUT.
4. Chapter 4 CHAPTER 4.
5. Chapter 5 CHAPTER 5 – SURVIVAL GUIDE, LEVEL 2: SHOWING UP TO THE EXECUTION.
6. Chapter 6 CHAPTER 6.
7. Chapter 7 CHAPTER 7 — THE PROPOSAL.
8. Chapter 8 CHAPTER 8.
9. Chapter 9 CHAPTER 9 — SURVIVING THE “MOTHER-IN-LAW”
10. Chapter 10 CHAPTER 10.
11. Chapter 11 CHAPTER 11 — DO NOT CONFESS TO CRIMES ON SPEAKERPHONE.
12. Chapter 12 CHAPTER 12.
13. Chapter 13 CHAPTER 13 — DO NOT TURN YOUR BORROWED HOME INTO A CIRCUS (IMPOSSIBLE).
14. Chapter 14 CHAPTER 14.
15. Chapter 15 CHAPTER 15 — WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY “THE GIRLFRIEND.”
16. Chapter 16 CHAPTER 16.
17. Chapter 17 CHAPTER 17 — YOUR LIFE, TRENDING.
18. Chapter 18 CHAPTER 18.
19. Chapter 19 CHAPTER 19 — DON’T DRINK SOMEONE ELSE’S RING (ESPECIALLY NEAR WINDOWS).
20. Chapter 20 CHAPTER 20.
21. Chapter 21 CHAPTER 21 — EXPLAINING TO YOUR MOM YOU’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED… WHEN THE INTERNET ALREADY PLANNED THE WEDDING.
22. Chapter 22 CHAPTER 22.
23. Chapter 23 CHAPTER 23 — HOW TO SURVIVE A FAMILY DINNER WHEN YOU’RE A RAINBOW IN A BLACK-AND-WHITE ROOM.
24. Chapter 24 CHAPTER 24.
25. Chapter 25 CHAPTER 25 — WHEN HE CALLS YOU “LOVE” IN PUBLIC.
26. Chapter 26 CHAPTER 26.
27. Chapter 27 CHAPTER 27 — “THE BAR, THE ECCENTRIC BRAND, AND MY CORPORATE SLEEPER HOLD.”
28. Chapter 28 CHAPTER 28.
29. Chapter 29 CHAPTER 29.
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