Chapter 34 POISONED TEA AND AN UNSCHEDULED RESCUE.
The problem with rich people’s mansions is that, even in broad daylight, they feel designed to judge you.
The company car dropped me off at the gates of the Vega Estate at exactly 10:55 a.m. My stomach was currently performing a rhythmic gymnastics routine. Thump, thump, thump.
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Chapters
1. Chapter 1 CHAPTER 1 – SURVIVAL GUIDE, LEVEL 1: MAKE IT TO MONDAY ALIVE.
2. Chapter 2 CHAPTER 2.
3. Chapter 3 CHAPTER 3 – WHEN YOUR MOUTH JUST WON’T CLOCK OUT.
4. Chapter 4 CHAPTER 4.
5. Chapter 5 CHAPTER 5 – SURVIVAL GUIDE, LEVEL 2: SHOWING UP TO THE EXECUTION.
6. Chapter 6 CHAPTER 6.
7. Chapter 7 CHAPTER 7 — THE PROPOSAL.
8. Chapter 8 CHAPTER 8.
9. Chapter 9 CHAPTER 9 — SURVIVING THE “MOTHER-IN-LAW”
10. Chapter 10 CHAPTER 10.
11. Chapter 11 CHAPTER 11 — DO NOT CONFESS TO CRIMES ON SPEAKERPHONE.
12. Chapter 12 CHAPTER 12.
13. Chapter 13 CHAPTER 13 — DO NOT TURN YOUR BORROWED HOME INTO A CIRCUS (IMPOSSIBLE).
14. Chapter 14 CHAPTER 14.
15. Chapter 15 CHAPTER 15 — WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY “THE GIRLFRIEND.”
16. Chapter 16 CHAPTER 16.
17. Chapter 17 CHAPTER 17 — YOUR LIFE, TRENDING.
18. Chapter 18 CHAPTER 18.
19. Chapter 19 CHAPTER 19 — DON’T DRINK SOMEONE ELSE’S RING (ESPECIALLY NEAR WINDOWS).
20. Chapter 20 CHAPTER 20.
21. Chapter 21 CHAPTER 21 — EXPLAINING TO YOUR MOM YOU’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED… WHEN THE INTERNET ALREADY PLANNED THE WEDDING.
22. Chapter 22 CHAPTER 22.
23. Chapter 23 CHAPTER 23 — HOW TO SURVIVE A FAMILY DINNER WHEN YOU’RE A RAINBOW IN A BLACK-AND-WHITE ROOM.
24. Chapter 24 CHAPTER 24.
25. Chapter 25 CHAPTER 25 — WHEN HE CALLS YOU “LOVE” IN PUBLIC.
26. Chapter 26 CHAPTER 26.
27. Chapter 27 CHAPTER 27 — “THE BAR, THE ECCENTRIC BRAND, AND MY CORPORATE SLEEPER HOLD.”
28. Chapter 28 CHAPTER 28.
29. Chapter 29 CHAPTER 29.
30. Chapter 30 CHAPTER 30 — “AUTHENTICITY WITH A HANGOVER I DIDN’T EVEN EARN”
31. Chapter 31 CHAPTER 31.
32. Chapter 32 CHAPTER 32 — “FIFTEENTH FLOOR: BUNKER MODE”
33. Chapter 33 CHAPTER 33.
34. Chapter 34 POISONED TEA AND AN UNSCHEDULED RESCUE.
35. Chapter 35 ADRENALINE, SPILLED TEA, AND A NEAR-HEART ATTACK.
36. Chapter 36 THE ICEBERG, THE CORPORATE EXECUTION, AND MY STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
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