What Exactly Did You See...?
Which is technically true, since I never actually issued a formal invitation. I just failed to uninvite them when they showed up uninvited. There's a difference.
Probably.
"Furthermore," Dad continues, gaining confidence, "if vampires had been in this house, we would all be able to smell them....
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Chapters
1. Look Away I'm about to Embarrass Myself
2. Still Me
3. Birthday Chaos
4. Broken Heel
5. Fuck the bloody off.
6. Frogs, Princes, and Other Ways to Die Unattractively
7. The Swamp Goblin Incident
8. OH
9. He's A Vampire
10. oh-my-God-my-wolf-just-claimed-a-vampire
11. A Bigger Everything
12. I wasn't ready
13. The Great Pajama Tragedy
14. Nice tits, sweetheart
15. Kissed, Bitten, and Barely Breathing
16. Vampire Kisses and Air Freshener Fiascos
17. Tattooed in Blood and Clumsiness
18. When Vampires Ink and Bathroom Fights Collide
19. The Great Mate Interrogation
20. I should've lied
21. The Impossible Demand
22. The Most Awkward Family Meeting in Supernatural History
23. Chapter 23
24. Chapter 24
25. The Great Vampire Vanishing Act
26. What Exactly Did You See...?
27. I'm So Lucky
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