Chapter 62: Is the Security System Just for Show?

Shayne showed up at my bedroom door at 6:47 AM with a lipstick in his hand.

Not just any lipstick. This one was matte black, with what looked like flower patterns carved on the case—but they were actually chemical formulas. He held it out to me like he was handing over some kind of award.

"Take i...

Chapters

1. Chapter 1: Who Says Being Ordinary Is Bad?

2. Chapter 2: Postpartum Cow Care

3. Chapter 3: So You’re Over a Century Old?

4. Chapter 4: Only Spoiling Her?

5. Chapter 5: How Did They Choose That Name?

6. Chapter 6: Take One More Step

7. Chapter 7: I’ve Got You

8. Chapter 8: She Cares

9. Chapter 9: Unhinged

10. Chapter 10: None of Your Business

11. Chapter 11: Are You Sure You Want Mom to Know?

12. Chapter 12: Dear God, Who Did This?

13. Chapter 13: Lost Control

14. Chapter 14: Is Your Brain a Single-Celled Organism?

15. Chapter 15: The Poorhouse

16. Chapter 16: Grew Taller

17. Chapter 17: Didn’t See You Hold Back

18. Chapter 18: What Are You Afraid Of?

19. Chapter 19: Is Your Brain Waterlogged?

20. Chapter 20: Voldemort!

21. Chapter 21: Albino Hair

22. Chapter 22: Always Was a Mad Dog

23. Chapter 23: Princess Halo

24. Chapter 24: Midnight Temptation

25. Chapter 25: Who Is the Real Victim?

26. Chapter 26: I’ve Changed My Mind

27. Chapter 27: Castrate Him

28. Chapter 28: The Deal

29. Chapter 29: Not Just Striking, But Lethal

30. Chapter 30: The Real Young Master

31. Chapter 31: Wag Your Tail?

32. Chapter 32: The Family Is the Law

33. Chapter 33: A Thoroughgoing Madman!

34. Chapter 34: Ground into Meat Paste?

35. Chapter 35: Shot Full of Holes

36. Chapter 36: A Mad Dog’s Territory

37. Chapter 37: Some Kind of Mysterious Force?

38. Chapter 38: Butterfly Effect

39. Chapter 39: A Perfectly Closed Loop

40. Chapter 40: Protected Species

41. Chapter 41: Does Anyone in This Family Have a Normal Gene?!

42. Chapter 42: Miniature Edition

43. Chapter 43: Out of Sight, Out of Mind

44. Chapter 44: Why Does She Never Look at Him?

45. Chapter 45: I’m Losing My Damn Mind

46. Chapter 46: A Walking Giant Marshmallow

47. Chapter 47: Why the Hell Does This Feel Right?

48. Chapter 48: So Freaking Cool!

49. Chapter 49: Go Crack Some Walnuts

50. Chapter 50: Completely Illogical

51. Chapter 51: The Old Fox’s Man?

52. Chapter 52: Not Even the Old Man Can Save You!

53. Chapter 53: Scared Crazy?

54. Chapter 54: They’re All Liars!

55. Chapter 55: Who Should I Listen To?

56. Chapter 56: I Just Want to Be Good to You!

57. Chapter 57: Who’s Begging Whom?