Chapter 163: An Uncivilized Appetite
My stomach suddenly growled so loudly that I froze with the sandwich halfway to my mouth. I looked down at myself as though my stomach had just betrayed me in public. "Excuse me?" I whispered. Another growl answered, even louder this time. Apparently, my stomach had decided subtlety was beneath ...
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Chapters
1. Chapter 1: Critique and Consequence
2. Chapter 2: Unwanted Wake-Up Calls & Uninvited Guests
3. Chapter 3: The Queen of Critiques Strikes Again
4. Chapter 4:The Editor vs. The Author
5. Chapter 5: TERMS AND CONDITION
6. Chapter 6: How to lose your sanity before 9 AM
7. Chapter 7: The Art of Putting Your Foot in Your Mouth
8. CHAPTER 8: The Great Escape (That Failed Miserably)
9. CHAPTER 9: THE ART OF AVOIDANCE
10. CHAPTER 10: Retail Therapy & Regret
11. CHAPTER 11: The Art of Dressing Up and Overthinking
12. CHAPTER 12: Art, Snacks, and Unforeseen Horror
13. CHAPTER 13: Florals, Sculptures, and One Very Desperate Woman
14. CHAPTER 14: Mission: Impossible – LEILA BROOKS Edition
15. CHAPTER 15: The Art of Lying (Badly)
16. CHAPTER 16: Crisis Mode: Activated
17. CHAPTER 17: The Fall That Launched a Career
18. CHAPTER 18: The Lion’s Den
19. CHAPTER 19: Beyond Repair
20. CHAPTER 20: The Office Eavesdroppers
21. CHAPTER 21: The Freddy Mask Chronicles
22. CHAPTER 22: Leila’s Epic Fall: A New York Legend
23. CHAPTER 23: The Art of the Scathing Review
24. CHAPTER 24: The Matchmaker’s Marathon
25. CHAPTER 25: Caught in the Crosshairs of Courtship
26. CHAPTER 26: Summoned by Satan (aka Arthur)
27. CHAPTER 27: Elliot’s Favorite Episode Yet
28. CHAPTER 28: Matchmaking & Meltdowns
29. CHAPTER 29: The Arsonist in Pearl
30. CHAPTER 30: Terms & Conditions: Respect Required
31. CHAPTER 31: Leila Brooks: The Unauthorized Office Soap Opera
32. CHAPTER 32: Popcorn, Pity, and Plot Twists
33. CHAPTER 33: The Diva’s Guide to Workplace Negotiations
34. CHAPTER 34: Negotiations à la Foam
35. CHAPTER 35: The Last Non-Negotiable
36. CHAPTER 36: The Great Internal Debate: Roses Are Red, Careers Are Dead
37. CHAPTER 37: Executive Editor… Powered by Ruby
38. CHAPTER 38: Corporate Mischief 101
39. CHAPTER 39: The Audit of Aggravation
40. CHAPTER 40: Literary Panic and Coffee-Fueled Mayhem
41. CHAPTER 41: The Spiral of Unhelpful Genius
42. Chapter 42: Stalling 101 (Advanced Level)
43. Chapter 43: The Worst Possible Solution
44. CHAPTER 44: Grayson Hale: 1, My Dignity: 0
45. CHAPTER 45: Passenger Princess Against My Will
46. CHAPTER 46: The Stairwell Tango
47. CHAPTER 47: The Doorway to Doom (Probably)
48. Chapter 48: Candles, Strangers, and Catastrophic Timing
49. CHAPTER 49; Grayson Hale vs. The Matchmaking Industrial Complex
50. CHAPTER 50: Dessert and Other Escape Plan
51. CHAPTER 51: The Author Who Shouldn’t Be This Likeable
52. CHAPTER 52: I Chose Arson (Lightly) Over Accountability
53. CHAPTER 53: The Evacuation Clause
54. CHAPTER 54: Olive Oil and Outrage
55. CHAPTER 55;Leila Pretends She Has a Plan
56. Chapter 56:Leila at 7:50 a.m. Is Unavailable
57. CHAPTER 57:Passing the Baton (and the Trauma)
58. CHAPTER 58: Executive Decisions Made Under Duress
59. CHAPTER 59: The Offer That Came Without Permission
60. CHAPTER 60: Fault Lines in Authority
61. CHAPTER 61: Counting Moments
62. CHAPTER 62: The Anticipated Guest’s Absence
63. CHAPTER 63: The End of Leniency
64. CHAPTER 64: Art, Applause, and Absolute Dread
65. CHAPTER 65: he Art of Pretending I’m Fine
66. CHAPTER 66:Confessions Pair Poorly with Cocktails
67. CHAPTER 67: The Problem With Handsome Hallucinations
68. CHAPTER 68:Bacon, Blooms, and a Very Bad Feeling
69. CHAPTER 69: A Hangover, a Handwritten Note, and Unanswered Questions
70. CHAPTER 70:Liela Brooks vs. The Consequences (She Accidentally Wins)
71. CHAPTER 71: Please Do Not Say Lady Seraphina Out Loud
72. CHAPTER 72: When Lady Seraphina Needs Flowers
73. CHAPTER 73: Talking to Myself Like a Woman With a Plan (She Did Not Have a Plan)
74. CHAPTER 74: When Apologies Need Appointments
75. CHAPTER 75: Regret Comes in Floral Form
76. CHAPTER 76: The Apology That Died in a Trash Bin
77. CHAPTER 77: Plan Z: Mild Trespassing and Imaginary Physic
78. CHAPTER 78: I Should Have Chosen the Email
79. CHAPTER 79: I’m Not Hurt, I’m Just Leaking
80. Chapter 80: Balloon Body and Chocolate Diplomacy
81. CHAPTER 81: Knock Knock, It’s Accountability
82. Chapter 82: My worst nightm...
83. CHAPTER 83: Panic at Apartment 3B
84. Chapter 84: How Not to Handle an Unexpected Grayson Hale
85. Chapter 85: I’m Fine, Says the Woman Who Is Clearly Not
86. Chapter 86: The Great SpongeBob Abduction
87. Chapter 87: Threats, Authorities, and the Backseat of Doom
88. Chapter 88: Five Inches Apart and Falling Apart
89. CHAPTER 89: Escape Attempt #1: Optimism Was High
90. Chapter 90: Survival Guide: What Not to Do in a Hospital
91. Chapter 91: Candy Compensation
92. CHAPTER 92: When Your Aunt Invites Your Problem
93. Chapter 93: Networking… or Betrothal?
94. Chapter 94 : The Dance I Didn’t Volunteer For
95. Chapter 95: Of Course He Brought a Date
96. Chapter 96: Functional Limbs & Dysfunctional Feelings
97. CHAPTER 97: Absolutely Fine (Featuring Three Desserts)
98. CHAPTER 98: Was She the Ex? (A Live Investigation)
99. CHAPTER 99: Unpublished Feelings and Previously Released Girlfriends
100. Chapter 100: Fine. I’m Fine. This Is Fine
101. Chapter 101: The Great Cigarette Catastrophe
102. Chapter 102: Emergency: Best Friend Required
103. Chapter 103: Deadlines, Denial, and Definitely Not Distracted
104. Chapter 104: The Case of the Allegedly Jealous Editor
105. Chapter 105: A Completely Normal Meeting With My Client’s Ex
106. Chapter 106: The Birthday Plot I Definitely Should Not Be Involved
107. Chapter 107: The Dangerous Discovery of Feeling
108. Chapter 108 : The Review That Haunts Me More Than Taxes
109. Chapter 109: Totally Normal Questions About My Client (Not Weird at Al)
110. Chapter 110: The Day My Lie Almost Required a Fitness Demo
111. Chapter 111: I Left for Five Minutes and He Committed Three Violations
112. CHAPTER 112: Famous Last Words “He’ll Never Find Out” (Immediate Regret Edition)
113. Chapter 113: Elliot’s Epic Roast of Lady Seraphina: Featuring Me, the Helpless Editor
114. Chapter 114 : Defensive Mode Activated and My Brain Has Officially Resigned
115. Chapter 115: This Meeting Could Have Been Avoided (If I Was Normal)
116. Chapter 116: No Feelings Allowed (Venue Requirements Inside)
117. Chapter 117: I Had Espresso and Now I Think I’m a Genius
118. Chapter 118: Waiting by a Carousel Like I Made Good Decisions
119. Chapter 119 : I Said ‘Men Are Dumb’ and the Universe Took That Personally”
120. Chapter 120: Amusement Parks: Cover for Incompetent Planners
121. Chapter 121: Ringing Phones, Wrong Conclusions, and My Brain Writing Fanfiction Again
122. Chapter 122: He Asked, I Spiraled (Enthusiastically)
123. Chapter 123: Ferris Wheel or Emotional Rollercoaster?
124. Chapter 124: He’s Calm, I’m Not—A Love Story
125. Chapter 125: The Audacity of ‘Sometimes’
126. Chapter 126: “I Rejected Heights Only to Be Publicly Defeated by Three Plastic Bottles”
127. Chapter 127: This Was Supposed to Be Fun, Not a Competitive Downfall
128. Chapter 128: I Got a Panda, He Got Power, and This Feels Unbalanced
129. Chapter 129 : Nostalgia, Oversharing, and Him Ignoring My “No"
130. Chapter 130; His Car, My Concert, and Zero Witnesses (Hopefully)
131. Chapter 131: I Was Doing Fine Until He Started Observing
132. Chapter 132: A Ride Home, Unnecessary Commentary, and Me Maintaining My Dignity (Barely)
133. Chapter 133: Strategic Diversion, Temporary Victory, and the Collapse of My Entire Plan
134. Chapter 134: Denial Is a Strategy, Apparently
135. Chapter 135: Terms and Conditions (Which I Absolutely Did Not Read)
136. Chapter 136: Ruby’s Instincts (Which I Did Not Ask For)
137. Chapter 137: Full Disclosure (Against My Better Judgment)
138. Chapter 138: Stay Away (He Said It Like It Was Simple)
139. Chapter 139: The Shower Didn’t Fix Anything
140. Chapter 140: One Week Later, Unfortunately
141. Chapter 141: Elliot vs. The Invitation From Hell
142. Chapter 142: Apparently My Life Is a Community Project
143. Chapter 143: The Emergency Text That Personally Attacked My Peace
144. Chapter 144: My Vacation From Responsibility Lasted Seventeen Minutes
145. Chapter 145: The Carousel's Final Boss
146. Chapter 146: The Gift Situation (Also Known as My Public Downfall)
147. Chapter 147: A Very Unfortunate Comparison
148. Chapter 148: Watching From the Sidelines
149. Chapter 149: What Are You Two?
150. Chapter 150: The Answer She Wouldn't Ask For
151. Chapter 151: The World's Most Dramatic Flu Patient
152. Chapter 152: Very Persistent Client
153. Chapter 153: Aunt Helena's Latest Emergency
154. Chapter 154: An Unexpected Invitation
155. Chapter 155: Gentleman Never Forgets
156. Chapter 156: The Scotland Dilemma
157. Chapter 157: Aunt Helena Knows
158. Chapter 158: A Matchmaker's Scheme
159. Chapter 159: A Week Off?
160. Chapter 160: The Hardest Conversation
161. Chapter 161: The Llama and the Lounge
162. Chapter 162: I Was Only Ordering Tea
163. Chapter 163: An Uncivilized Appetite
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