All chapters of Iron And Glamour Just Don't Mix

  1. 1. Chapter 1 1- Every Rule Has Exceptions. You Are Not One Of Them.
  2. 2. Chapter 2 2- Names matter. Yours especially.
  3. 3. Chapter 3 3- Fae Lie Less Than Humans, And Deceive More.
  4. 4. Chapter 4 4- Ask Yourself, Who Benefits From This Interaction?
  5. 5. Chapter 5 5- Be Boring When Possible. Be Confusing When Not.
  6. 6. Chapter 6 6- Never Allow A Fae To Define When A Promise Is Complete.
  7. 7. Chapter 7 7- If A Fae Smiles At You, Something Just Became Your Problem.
  8. 8. Chapter 8 8- Just Because Someone Asks A Question, That Does Not Mean You Must Answer.
  9. 9. Chapter 9 9- Never Insult A Fae’s Garden. Never Praise It Too Much Either.
  10. 10. Chapter 10 10- Never Accept An Agreement While Under glamour, Thrall, Or Emotional Distress.
  11. 11. Chapter 11 11- Do Not Agree To Dance With A Fae.
  12. 12. Chapter 12 12- Do Not Say ‘Yes’ Outright.
  13. 13. Chapter 13 13- Complimenting Appearance Invites Comparison.
  14. 14. Chapter 14 14- If You Forget Your Name, Leave Immediately.
  15. 15. Chapter 15 15- If A Fae Looks Ordinary, Panic Quietly.
  16. 16. Chapter 16 16- Do Not Criticize The Cook. Do Not Compliment The Cook Either.
  17. 17. Chapter 17 17- Be Wary Of Fae Drink.
  18. 18. Chapter 18 18- Beware Trickery, Fae Cannot Speak A Lie, But That Does Not Prevent Deceit.
  19. 19. Chapter 19 19- A Fae Who Insists They Cannot Enthrall You Is Attempting To Do So.
  20. 20. Chapter 20 20- Always Leave By The Same Path You Entered.
  21. 21. Chapter 21 21- Social Cues Are Optional If You Don’t Care About Them.
  22. 22. Chapter 22 22- Never Promise Effort, Promise Outcomes Only If You Are Certain.
  23. 23. Chapter 23 23- Never Answer Hypothetical Questions.
  24. 24. Chapter 24 24- Milk Left Out Overnight Is An Offering, Not A Bribe.
  25. 25. Chapter 25 25- Never Assume Cruelty Means Hostility.
  26. 26. Chapter 26 26- Always Read The Fine Print. Especially If There Is None.
  27. 27. Chapter 27 27- Power Hoarded Is Power Hunted.
  28. 28. Chapter 28 28- Iron Is A Useful Deterrent For Fae.
  29. 29. Chapter 29 29- Do Not Assume Politeness Means Safety.
  30. 30. Chapter 30 30- Never Eat Food Prepared Solely For You.
  31. 31. Chapter 31 31- Never Drink While Being Watched Closely.
  32. 32. Chapter 32 32- Never Allow A Fae To Introduce You.
  33. 33. Chapter 33 33- Never Accept A Nickname Given By A Fae.
  34. 34. Chapter 34 34- Attention Given Repeatedly Is A Choice.
  35. 35. Chapter 35 35- Refusing Food Is Safer Than Accepting Hospitality.
  36. 36. Chapter 36 36- If A Fae Smiles First, You Are Already Too Late.
  37. 37. Chapter 37 37- Avoid Answering Questions While Laughing.
  38. 38. Chapter 38 38- Smiling Can Be A Weapon.
  39. 39. Chapter 39 39- Silence Is Not Consent.
  40. 40. Chapter 40 40- Never Follow Lights That Move Away From You.
  41. 41. Chapter 41 41- Grief Attracts Predators.
  42. 42. Chapter 42 42- Never Ask A Fae What They Want From You.
  43. 43. Chapter 43 43- Spoken Deals Favour The Quietest Voice.
  44. 44. Chapter 44 44- Do Not Trust Paths That Appear Suddenly.
  45. 45. Chapter 45 45- A Fae’s Smile Is Never Just A Smile.
  46. 46. Chapter 46 46- Always Know Where Your Shadow Is.
  47. 47. Chapter 47 47- Fear Is Negotiable. Panic Is Not
  48. 48. Chapter 48 48- Never Allow A Fae To Lead You By The Hand.
  49. 49. Chapter 49 49- Ordinary Is Never Accidental.
  50. 50. Chapter 50 50- Thrall Fades Faster If The Fae Is Distracted Or Angered
  51. 51. Chapter 51 51- If The Air Smells Sweet, Stop Breathing Deeply.
  52. 52. Chapter 52 52- A Gift Now Is A Debt Later.
  53. 53. Chapter 53 53- If A Fae Calls You Fascinating, Run.
  54. 54. Chapter 54 54- If A Fae Warns You, Listen Carefully. If A Fae Reassures You, Leave Immediately.
  55. 55. Chapter 55 55- Names Rot In Fairy Rings. So Do People.
  56. 56. Chapter 56 56- Never Say ‘I Owe You.’
  57. 57. Chapter 57 57- Ask For Time. Then Ask What Time Means Here.