All chapters of Praise

  1. 1. Rule #1: Never put up with a douchebag boyfriend—dump that loser
  2. 2. Rule #2: No pouting.
  3. 3. Rule #3: Always do as you’re told—especially when it involves getting on your knees for a hot millionaire daddy.
  4. 4. Rule #4: Hot Millionaire Daddy
  5. 5. Rule #5: After a humiliating day with your ex’s dad.
  6. 6. Rule #6: Tacos and margaritas are always the answer.
  7. 7. Rule #7: When the hot millionaire daddy walks into the skating rink
  8. 8. Rule #8: A better paying job
  9. 9. Rule #9: Take it, or not?
  10. 10. Rule #10: Avoid malls for the risk of
  11. 11. Rule #11: running into your ex while holding bags of lingerie you fantasize wearing for his dad.
  12. 12. Rule #12: Don’t stare too long at your new secretary’s cleavage I
  13. 13. Rule #13: Don’t stare too long at your new secretary’s cleavage.
  14. 14. Rule #14: It is possible to be dressed too provocatively even when you work for a sex club. 1
  15. 15. Rule #15: It is possible to be dressed too provocatively even when you work for a sex club. 2
  16. 16. Rule #16: It is possible to be dressed too provocatively even when you work for a sex club. 3
  17. 17. Rule #17: Dressing like a hooker comes in handy. (1)
  18. 18. Rule #18: Dressing like a hooker comes in handy. (2)
  19. 19. Rule #19: Past, present, future, doesn’t matter.
  20. 20. Rule #20: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (1)
  21. 21. Rule #21: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (2)
  22. 22. Rule #22: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (3)
  23. 23. Rule #23: Don’t compare your hot boss to your dad moments before touching his heart line. (3)
  24. 24. Rule #24: Down to her feet
  25. 25. Rule #25: Foot rubs are sexual.
  26. 26. Rule #26: Accept change
  27. 27. Rule #27: Accept change. Change is good.
  28. 28. Rule #28: When in doubt, dance.
  29. 29. Rule #29: When in doubt, dance.
  30. 30. Rule #30: Work date
  31. 31. Rule #31: Sex club
  32. 32. Rule #32: Into me
  33. 33. Rule #33: When him holding my face
  34. 34. Rule #34: In a sex club, it’s okay to stare. (1)
  35. 35. Rule #35: In a sex club, it’s okay to stare. (2)
  36. 36. Rule #36: Always come prepared.
  37. 37. Rule #37: Get her out of your system.
  38. 38. Rule #38: Get her out of your system.
  39. 39. Rule #39: Wear a remote-controlled vibrator at your own risk.
  40. 40. Rule #40: Not all punishments are bad.
  41. 41. Rule #41: Establish your limits…
  42. 42. Rule #42: … and wishes.
  43. 43. Rule #43: When possible, remove the temptation.
  44. 44. Rule #44: If you want it, take it.
  45. 45. Rule #45: If all else fails, ask nicely. (1)
  46. 46. Rule #46: If all else fails, ask nicely.
  47. 47. Rule #45: Work is so much more enjoyable when you’re fucking your hot boss.
  48. 48. Rule #46: Work.