All chapters of The Vampire Hockey Prince Who Could Never Drink My Blood
- 1. Chapter 1 The Boy Who Got Up Wrong
- 2. Chapter 2 Rules Nobody Explains
- 3. Chapter 3 Cold Enough to Hurt
- 4. Chapter 4 What They Do to the Records
- 5. Chapter 5 The Line Nobody Wanted
- 6. Chapter 6 Garlic Is a Lie
- 7. Chapter 7 The Low Table
- 8. Chapter 8 Four Seconds
- 9. Chapter 9 Vital Signs
- 10. Chapter 10 Witnessed
- 11. Chapter 11 A Very Good Mother
- 12. Chapter 12 Appetite
- 13. Chapter 13 Bus Stop
- 14. Chapter 14 The Comfortable Place
- 15. Chapter 15 Milk
- 16. Chapter 16 Milk First
- 17. Chapter 17 Alive and Angry
- 18. Chapter 18 A Bad Deal
- 19. Chapter 19 Five Hundred Immortals
- 20. Chapter 20 Somewhere With a Rink
- 21. Chapter 21 Duluth
- 22. Chapter 22 The Torn Page
- 23. Chapter 23 Eighteen Hundred Miles
- 24. Chapter 24 Kettle Hill
- 25. Chapter 25 Say It and Mean It
- 26. Chapter 26 The Scoreboard
- 27. Chapter 27 Collateral
- 28. Chapter 28 Plus One
- 29. Chapter 29 What the Building Remembers
- 30. Chapter 30 Milk First
