All chapters of I want to chill. Why do men keep falling for me?!
- 1. Chapter 1 Prologue
- 2. Chapter 2 A Good Morning? I Might Even Believe It
- 3. Chapter 3 A Life Where I Participate? I’d Rather Die
- 4. Chapter 4 I Do Not Want This Life For F*ck’s Sake!
- 5. Chapter 5 What Exactly Am I Doing Here Really?
- 6. Chapter 6 Ah, There Is No Way Out, Is There?
- 7. Chapter 7 I Will Make This Work Somehow
- 8. Chapter 8 Do I Not Deserve A Moment Of Peace?
- 9. Chapter 9 Who Is Isabella Montague
- 10. Chapter 10 I Have To Make This Work
- 11. Chapter 11 Food Is Window To The Soul. These People Have None
- 12. Chapter 12 Making Matters Worse Is A Fun Activity
- 13. Chapter 13 Charity Is Just Good Business
- 14. Chapter 14 I Don’t Do Pro Bono Work
- 15. Chapter 15 The Start Of A Cult (And Hopefully Tax Evasion)
- 16. Chapter 16 The Answer Is Not At The End Of A Bottle (Make It A Vodka Bottle Instead)
- 17. Chapter 17 This Is Why I Don’t Dance
- 18. Chapter 18 The Only Wake Up Call I’d Accept MUST Be Money
- 19. Chapter 19 I Prefer Gold To People, By The Way
- 20. Chapter 20 My Vessel Might Have Fangs
- 21. Chapter 21 But I Have A Contract!
- 22. Chapter 22 Everyone Gets A Job So I Don’t Suffer Alone
- 23. Chapter 23 Connecting The Dots Might Lead Me To A Vacation
- 24. Chapter 24 The Evolution Of Pick-Me’s, It Seems
- 25. Chapter 25 It Seems Everytime I Black out— Things Get Worse
- 26. Chapter 26 Whatever Choice I Make? I Call Bullsh*t!
- 27. Chapter 27 Relationships Are Hectic. Avoid Them, Dear Reader- Signed, Maeve
- 28. Chapter 28 Always Read The Fine Print, Folks (And Don’t Trust Men)
- 29. Chapter 29 The Sad, Sad Story Of A Strange Little Boy
- 30. Chapter 30 Friendship? Ha! I Excel In It
- 31. Chapter 31 The Things We Do For Food
- 32. Chapter 32 People Ask How I See Investments In Everything? I Ask How They Don’t
- 33. Chapter 33 Hypothesis And Analysis— And Two Hot Men. God Bless The Matriarchy
- 34. Chapter 34 System User, Logged Out
- 35. Chapter 35 RESET
- 36. Chapter 36 R R E S E T E T
- 37. Chapter 37 R̴͊͂́̈́̓̿E̴͗͂͐́͊̈́͘͝S̵͗́͑͐͘E̷͌͛́͘͘͝T̵͐̈́͗̾̀́
- 38. Chapter 38 The Knight, The Vow and The Many Graves In His Name
- 39. Chapter 39 What To Do When A Child Seems To Have A Spirit Attached To It? Exactly. Nothing.
- 40. Chapter 40 Yes, Adrian Can Laugh. How Infuriating
- 41. Chapter 41 The Elf With A Dream— And A Heart
- 42. Chapter 42 Men Can Be Dramatic… So Sleep Instead
- 43. Chapter 43 I Love Women. That Is It. That Is The Chapter For Today
- 44. Chapter 44 The Best Part About Lying Is Having Some Truth In It
- 45. Chapter 45 I Believe In Unity— And A Larger Workforce!
- 46. Chapter 46 I Always Try My Best— Even When I Desire To Rest
- 47. Chapter 47 Traveling Is Important So You Know More Things About Yourself Honestly
- 48. Chapter 48 The Head Of A Revolution Means A Big Target To Your Head!
- 49. Chapter 49 I Eat When I Can. No Matter What
- 50. Chapter 50 At This Point, Call Me A Pharmacist
- 51. Chapter 51 You Are Playing Checkers? I Am Starting My Own Business
- 52. Chapter 52 The Insurrection Of White People Music
- 53. Chapter 53 Gotta Give Out Some Spanking To Fix An Issue
- 54. Chapter 54 Rather Be The Vice President Than The President
- 55. Chapter 55 The Plot Thickens… But Not My Behind. Rude.
- 56. Chapter 56 Feeling Terrible. PS- Might Have Forgotten The Kind Of Novel I Was In
- 57. Chapter 57 The Bonding Of Another Life And This One
- 58. Chapter 58 The Truth, The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth
- 59. Chapter 59 How The Curse Was Fully Birthed
- 60. Chapter 60 The Very Terrible Exhausting Revelation
- 61. Chapter 61 Waking Up With. A Revelation!
- 62. Chapter 62 This Entire Marriage Thing Is Beginning To Be Quite The Challenge
- 63. Chapter 63 Having A Husband Who Is Technically My Wife
- 64. Chapter 64 The Baby Prince And Cow Milk
- 65. Chapter 65 The Moment Of Post Nut Clarity
- 66. Chapter 66 Working Overtime Is Such A Thing
- 67. Chapter 67 The Little Plan A Certain Me Is Concocting
- 68. Chapter 68 The Wife Of The New Century
- 69. Chapter 69 Need The Other Bird Of My Feather To Go Away
- 70. Chapter 70 Wedding Plans Should Be Abolished
- 71. Chapter 71 The Elf That Was and Would Always Be A Lover First
- 72. Chapter 72 The Orc Who Is Oblivious (As All Men Usually Are)
- 73. Chapter 73 The Man With Nothing And Everything To Lose
- 74. Chapter 74 I Seem To Be A Little Overwhelmed… Maybe
- 75. Chapter 75 What Do You Mean Another Revolution?
- 76. Chapter 76 I Have Feelings I Am Not Sure I Am Allowed To Feel
- 77. Chapter 77 Playing Along Is Sometimes A Lot Easier Than Not
- 78. Chapter 78 The Man With No Feelings Of His Own
- 79. Chapter 79 I Do Things I Wish I Shouldn’t
- 80. Chapter 80 The Reason Why It All Happened
- 81. Chapter 81 It All Boils Down To This
- 82. Chapter 82 The Little Game We All Play At Times
- 83. Chapter 83 We Hope The Visit Does Not Catch You Unaware
