All chapters of I want to chill. Why do men keep falling for me?!

  1. 1. Chapter 1 Prologue
  2. 2. Chapter 2 A Good Morning? I Might Even Believe It
  3. 3. Chapter 3 A Life Where I Participate? I’d Rather Die
  4. 4. Chapter 4 I Do Not Want This Life For F*ck’s Sake!
  5. 5. Chapter 5 What Exactly Am I Doing Here Really?
  6. 6. Chapter 6 Ah, There Is No Way Out, Is There?
  7. 7. Chapter 7 I Will Make This Work Somehow
  8. 8. Chapter 8 Do I Not Deserve A Moment Of Peace?
  9. 9. Chapter 9 Who Is Isabella Montague
  10. 10. Chapter 10 I Have To Make This Work
  11. 11. Chapter 11 Food Is Window To The Soul. These People Have None
  12. 12. Chapter 12 Making Matters Worse Is A Fun Activity
  13. 13. Chapter 13 Charity Is Just Good Business
  14. 14. Chapter 14 I Don’t Do Pro Bono Work
  15. 15. Chapter 15 The Start Of A Cult (And Hopefully Tax Evasion)
  16. 16. Chapter 16 The Answer Is Not At The End Of A Bottle (Make It A Vodka Bottle Instead)
  17. 17. Chapter 17 This Is Why I Don’t Dance
  18. 18. Chapter 18 The Only Wake Up Call I’d Accept MUST Be Money
  19. 19. Chapter 19 I Prefer Gold To People, By The Way
  20. 20. Chapter 20 My Vessel Might Have Fangs
  21. 21. Chapter 21 But I Have A Contract!
  22. 22. Chapter 22 Everyone Gets A Job So I Don’t Suffer Alone
  23. 23. Chapter 23 Connecting The Dots Might Lead Me To A Vacation
  24. 24. Chapter 24 The Evolution Of Pick-Me’s, It Seems
  25. 25. Chapter 25 It Seems Everytime I Black out— Things Get Worse
  26. 26. Chapter 26 Whatever Choice I Make? I Call Bullsh*t!
  27. 27. Chapter 27 Relationships Are Hectic. Avoid Them, Dear Reader- Signed, Maeve
  28. 28. Chapter 28 Always Read The Fine Print, Folks (And Don’t Trust Men)
  29. 29. Chapter 29 The Sad, Sad Story Of A Strange Little Boy
  30. 30. Chapter 30 Friendship? Ha! I Excel In It
  31. 31. Chapter 31 The Things We Do For Food
  32. 32. Chapter 32 People Ask How I See Investments In Everything? I Ask How They Don’t
  33. 33. Chapter 33 Hypothesis And Analysis— And Two Hot Men. God Bless The Matriarchy
  34. 34. Chapter 34 System User, Logged Out
  35. 35. Chapter 35 RESET
  36. 36. Chapter 36 R R E S E T E T
  37. 37. Chapter 37 R̴͊͂́̈́̓̿E̴͗͂͐́͊̈́͘͝S̵͗́͑͐͘E̷͌͛́͘͘͝T̵͐̈́͗̾̀́
  38. 38. Chapter 38 The Knight, The Vow and The Many Graves In His Name
  39. 39. Chapter 39 What To Do When A Child Seems To Have A Spirit Attached To It? Exactly. Nothing.
  40. 40. Chapter 40 Yes, Adrian Can Laugh. How Infuriating